18. New York to Kentucky transplant.
September 8, 2013
Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear to god it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u!! beautiful!!!
wow wait i really love this like this has given me a new outlook on my body not even kidding
"keep your relationship private without keeping your partner a secret. there’s a difference between privacy and secrecy."
- (via uknwnking)
Real men don’t give a shit about what “Real Men Do and Don’t”. Real Men will gladly have a tea party with their nieces, and don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks.
this is the most adorable thing
IN MOTHER RUSSIA, DOGS HUNT BEARS.
Caucasian Ovcharka, a dog used to hunt bears.
Russian trainer says your pitbull is cute like Chihuahua
i wanna kiss it on its big fuzzy face
I knew Pokemon were real
A person with an epic beard dances cutely with a floppy fat raccoon. This is the very definition of perfect.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
That second gif actually seriously cheered me up.
That first picture just fills me with such joy and a feeling of hope.
HEY ERIN HEY!
It’s the last picture that gets me. Her eyes are off reading the defense, because she’s not handing off to the RB, that’s a fake. She’s the QB and she’d doing her goddamn job and she’s doing it well. GET IT GIRL.
“Everybody says, ‘What happens when she gets hit?’ ” Gatewood said. “This isn’t a knock on Erin, but she’s bigger than 10 kids on my team. I have a wide receiver that weighs 25 pounds less than her. And the pads she wears are the same as the pads he wears.”
This is the only context in which football matters to me
GET IT GIRL
i am so hot for her it’s ridiculous